The Evil Machine Is Broken

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The title track for the album "The Evil Machine Is Broken". The story of someone who wants to take over the world, but has a bit of bad luck.

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Hello friends and neighbors
It's time to show you the power of my evil machine
If you know what I mean
That is not an innuendo

Once it is activated
I'll be the master of the human race
I'm gonna rule this place
I'll have sharks with freakin' laser beams

So sit back and I'll turn it on
My domination won't take long
All I gotta do is flip this swith
Wait a second
I think we've got a glitch

The evil machine is broken
So I grab the phone and call up tech support
I really hope this call is short
I'm on hold for an hour

Finally talk to someone
But I get the feeling he's not of this land
An accent I can't understand
Man I swear this guy's from Boston

And he asked me if I plugged it in
Well of course I plugged it in
Only an idiot would have forgotten to...
um...
Looks like it's time to plug it in

You will bask in the glory of my evil machine
I will control the world, you will worship me as king
From atop my fortress I will enjoy the view
So won't you please be patient
Why did the screen turn blue

The evil machine is broken
And now tech support says they won't talk to me
Because it's out of warrantee
Should have got the extra warrantee

So I take it to the geek squad
They tell me I should have bought the evil iMachine
Like the letter I, not the evil eye
But I love to give the evil eye

They ran the updates and added some ram
Charged me a bundle and told me to scram
So wait for my conquest to begin
Looks like it's time to plug it in

You will bask in the glory of my evil machine
I will control the world, you will worship me as king
From atop my fortress I will enjoy the view
So won't you please be patient
It takes a while to boot

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from The Evil Machine Demos, released July 15, 2012

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